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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Some card-game puns

Sweep the board.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Target your customer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'