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'Did anyone think to measure this thing?'

'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'

'Money, power, money, power -- it's a vicious circle.'

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

Existential Risk

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

Watch Tower strip 5 - Invaders up the wrong hill

'As you see, the firm will rely on an unorthodox marketing strategy.'

'Hey, you sank my battleship.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"What was the name of the consultants who advised us to invade Russia?"

"Don't look now, but I think everybody defected!"

American/Russian/Turkish colalition in Syria

Battleship - Cattleship

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Little league world series of poker.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Putin and Zelensky

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Some card-game puns

Sweep the board.

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."