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Next Direction

"OK, you numbskulls, let's try this again. This time, keep your eyes on the door."

"Why don't we settle this with rock, paper, scissors."

Wait – Does anyone know how we're getting out of this thing?

Anglo-French Naval Rivalry,1861

"Business has been steady."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Iraq - has no exit.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Putin and Zelensky

Little league world series of poker.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Some card-game puns

Sweep the board.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'How about a game of cards?'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"