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'Och! Cut the red wire. What's the worst that can happen?'

"Can we, just for a moment, Your Honor, ignore the facts?"

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

Gentrifiers of Catan

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"

'We just have to hope and pray they don't go around the side!'

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'

'I don't think we should plug it in.'

"Another meeting?"

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

'OK ladies and gentlemen, when I start the music start circling the chairs. When the music stops please take up your new post...'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.

'Looks like someone's got some boundary issues.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

"Oh, it always starts politely."

'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'

Game Addiction

"The trouble with you is, you see everything in black and white."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"We must never take for granted the precious gift of hindsight."

"Yes you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest..."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Bad Decision Tree

'First we have to convince the people that good health isn't everything.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Supplier Competition

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

Exit Strategy.

A tactical commander is a tic tac toe champion.

"There are some folks waiting to play through."