Military Strategy Enthusiast Pillows

'The rules of engagement are complex..the first thing to decide is WHICH white flag to fly.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Bon pillage!"

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

How's my blitzkrieging?

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'Hello - I'd like to report a murder. Well, several actually.'

In-fighting between Soldiers

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

History has mercifully forgotten the incredibly brief reign of Dingus Khan.

Hague Convention Defied! Using Siphons of Laughing Gas to Overcome the British before an Attack in France.

The First Boer War

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

Another Shooting

Next Terrifying Military Threats

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Preemptive Logic

"General Torrentine is for when we want something a bit more spontaneous than a measured response."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Target your customer.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'