Military Strategy Lovers Pillows

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

Turkey coup

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"I love fast break business success."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Military history

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Brooklyn.

Afghanistan: Lest We Forget

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile