Military Strategy Lovers Mugs

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

Turkey coup

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"I love fast break business success."

Split Decision

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Military history

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Boomerang

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Memo Mania

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

Afghanistan: Lest We Forget

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Brooklyn.

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Next Terrifying Military Threats

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."