Military Strategy Aficionado Pillows

Five trillion. Huh? Ahem. Five trillion!!!! Dollars spent on wars since '01. Thought it was decibels.

Camp Punishments - Drumming a Coward out of the Ranks

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Challenge and solution

The USA...

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

American Bombs

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Boomerang

Military history

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

The Jumping Tank

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Joe Goes Home

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Next Terrifying Military Threats

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

What's in a Terrorist Name?

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched

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