Military Strategy Aficionado T-Shirts

Camp Punishments - Drumming a Coward out of the Ranks

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Challenge and solution

The USA...

American Bombs

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Military history

"I spent 18-plus years, $2 trillion and around 2,400 dead soldiers in Afghanistan, and all I got was. . . this lousy turban."

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

The Jumping Tank

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

Grim Reaper and the 7th

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Joe Goes Home

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

"I don't know about you, but Clinton has certainly bombed his way back into my heart."

'They've left a peace offering, the cowards.'

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

Anniversary of Capture of Gibraltar

On the Brink of War with Russia-British Fleet Despatched