Strategy Game Geek Pillows

Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Eldrow

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sweep the board.

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Hockey Season.

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Board Game Hunter

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'