Strategy Games Strategist Pillows

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

Funky Facts: Football.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Hockey Season.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."