Game Strategist Pillows

The Queen's Operation

'Rock, you I can cover. Scissors, you're too big a risk.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

"Another meeting?"

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

Chess player unplugs Chess Computer to win.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'

Lawyer studying 'Rock,Paper and Scissors' case histories.

Dominoes

Who Designed This Course?

'And you take the fall in the second quarter, okay?'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

Bowled out on extra wickets.

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

Law Library: Rock, Paper and Scissors.

Personal conker trainer.

'I think your strike call was great, but my manager disagrees.'

"On the count of three you throw rock, paper or scissors, and then on the count of four I'll throw whatever beats you."

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Chess board trap door.

Randy sets his B.O. meter on 'stun' and dribbles in for an easy layup.

"You're cheating!"

Though he found the perfect spot, it would be the last time Sal the fish played hide-and-seek.

'Big advantage!!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Bowling with chess pieces.

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'We could have a problem here lads.'