Game Strategists Pillows

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

A baseball manager was fired for taking team equipment that didn't belong to him. He was caught stealing. He should have seen the firing coming, but like an unfocused player he missed the signs. He was incompetent, never knowing what to do in unusual, unexpected game situations. He couldn't handle it when he was thrown a curve. His last mistake was failing to remove a weak fielder in the bottom of the ninth. That was a big error! Both the manager and the player dropped the ball!

'You're the only option I've got left...go in for Johnson!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Richie McCaw

'Everyone stay back and block. I'm gonna make a run for the team bus...'

"Let's steal the bait and tug on the line. I love the profanity."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Tetris Rejects

Eye Off the Ball

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Existential Risk

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said