Game Strategists Pillows

Ballboy! Please wait until the rally ends!

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'You're the only option I've got left...go in for Johnson!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Everyone stay back and block. I'm gonna make a run for the team bus...'

"Let's steal the bait and tug on the line. I love the profanity."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Tic-tac-toe

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Happy National Mulligan Day

"There's a tell."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'