Board Game Strategists Pillows

"Please let your stepmom know that I was undecided about abortion. But now I'm totally pro-life after reading her new bumper sticker."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Funky Facts: Football.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Tic-tac-toe

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Target your message

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Existential Risk

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'