Board Game Strategists T-Shirts

"Please let your stepmom know that I was undecided about abortion. But now I'm totally pro-life after reading her new bumper sticker."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Funky Facts: Football.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Gaah! You sank my longship!