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'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

"But I've never made any real money. . ."

Gentrifiers of Catan

Moving as a board game.

'You sacrificed your bishop? and you call my video games violent?!'

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Supplier Competition

Scrabble player spells out aaaaaahh as he has heart attack.

'But last week you said I needed to bring my best game.'

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

'I don't know that using a new opening in a chess match makes you a risk taker.'

The Waiting Game

The Chess Game.

'The champ's gone soft since he lost to that computer.'

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'While it's true it is your intellectual property, it's the Baltic Avenue of intellectual properties.'

"Why don't you have a chess set featuring women bishops?"

"Watch your tone with me, young man, or you'll be playing board games tonight."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Zimbabwean Monopoly

'King me!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"It's very similar - just a lot more 'Go to Jail' spaces..."

'Sure, he's a king right now, but he's not telling you about his checkered past.'

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

"Generally, real estate's been a great investment for me. But not every top hat, shoe, or thimble has what it takes to make the big bucks."

'Check, mate.'

"You're nervous...? Try playing with a Bishop behind you!"

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Billy strip: letting dad win.

"All right... cut it out, you guys! Get back to work!"

Hades. Here is the grandmasters section. They're chess nuts roasting on an open fire!

"We got winners!"