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A King, a Queen, and a Jack fixing a flat tire.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'But sir, I have this get out of work free card.'

'I'm afraid I have bad news. My training instructs me to always split eights.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Solitaire card shark.

"Would you and the boys like to come round for a game of poker tonight, Joe? I'm on a lucky roll."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

"He abdicated."

Funky Facts: Football.

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

The Casino-Dealer

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'Have you been playing football again? No, bridge.'

Poker Game Called Off Due To Family Emergency.

Animal Poker 'Tells'.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

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"Perhaps after dinner we can open that Graham's vintage port and play bridge." "Delia was old beyond her and her parents' years."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Some card-game puns

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'