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'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Is that an ace you're hiding, Ron?

"Card games can be expensive."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Funky Facts: Football.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Sweep the board.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Target your customer.

'I don't like to take chances.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

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'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'