Card Table Strategist T-Shirts

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Is that an ace you're hiding, Ron?

"Card games can be expensive."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

Funky Facts: Football.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Target your customer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Board Game Hunter

Game changing

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Business Target

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'