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"Oh for heaven's sake, Charlie, just let them have the bid!"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Funky Facts: Football.

'She'll never look for me here.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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Solitaire card shark.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'