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"Oh for heaven's sake, Charlie, just let them have the bid!"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Funky Facts: Football.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'