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'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

The Dri-Towel Sales Office: Ring and Enter.

'Gentlemen, our success is assured. We are going to manufacture garage sales.'

"Sex sells gentlemen, how do we get that into our marketing?"

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

Games and Rubiks Cubes

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"We should disguise our mail as bills. Because that's the only mail that is never late."

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

"I'm in advertising. . ."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Look, you hunt deer your way and I'll hunt them my way.'

'The fans aren't coming out. We're gonna have to start scoring a lot more runs, or else play a couple of innings topless.'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Rabbit's revenge.

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

"Revenge is sweet"

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

Blowing Out Parachute Flares

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

"Palmer, I want you to see to the legwork; Moscowitz, you'll be my eyes and ears."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'