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'There's not legalized gambling in our state, what are you talking about?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Will you make the final table?'

'I'm all in.'

'So this is how they're recovering from insolvency?'

Planning for retirement in a casino.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'