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"I think he may have a system."

'I don't like to take chances.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Funky Facts: Football.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

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Personal conker trainer.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Hockey Season.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Tic-tac-toe

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"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Game changing

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

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"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'