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Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Funky Facts: Football.

Sweep the board.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Existential Risk

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Tetris Rejects

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."