Card Game Strategists Mugs

Two men stand back-to-back prepared to duel, but one has stabbed the other in the back preemptively

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Funky Facts: Football.

Sweep the board.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."