Table Game Strategist Mugs

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

Funky Facts: Football.

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

An infinity pool table

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!