Game Strategist Mugs

The Queen's Operation

'Rock, you I can cover. Scissors, you're too big a risk.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

"Another meeting?"

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

Chess player unplugs Chess Computer to win.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'

Lawyer studying 'Rock,Paper and Scissors' case histories.

Who Designed This Course?

'And you take the fall in the second quarter, okay?'

Dominoes

Bowled out on extra wickets.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

'I think your strike call was great, but my manager disagrees.'

Personal conker trainer.

Law Library: Rock, Paper and Scissors.

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Bowling with chess pieces.

"On the count of three you throw rock, paper or scissors, and then on the count of four I'll throw whatever beats you."

'Look dear, why don't you just lob the ball over until you get the hang of the game?'

'We could have a problem here lads.'

'Big advantage!!'

Billy strip: beating dad at chess.

"You're cheating!"

Shows thought bubbles, only the umpires mind isn't on the game