Gaming Strategist Mugs

Taking back America- one wager at a time: Tribal casino and hotel...welcome!

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

Compliment-A-Mole

GEEK-ONOMICS, 'We study developing and marketing video games.'

Covid Vaccine

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Tic-tac-toe

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

'I think they're up to something.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Tetris Rejects

A Rifle Competition in the North

Existential Risk