Gaming Strategist Gifts

Taking back America- one wager at a time: Tribal casino and hotel...welcome!

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Taxi. Queens Bishop Three, and step on it!

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

Compliment-A-Mole

GEEK-ONOMICS, 'We study developing and marketing video games.'

Covid Vaccine

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

'I think they're up to something.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault