War Gaming Strategist Gifts

A Rifle Competition in the North

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Putin and Zelensky

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Tic-tac-toe

'I think they're up to something.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

The Costs Of Doing War.

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.