War Game Strategist Gifts

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'Not only did I not invite that thing, he's definitely shooting hot!!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Cat in a tank...

Putin and Zelensky

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Tic-tac-toe

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Prawn Amend

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

A General tries to get rid of peace.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Tetris Rejects