Strategy Game Strategist Gifts

"...When I was about to hit 'new order', an alert popped up telling me my city was being marched on by an enemy alliance."

"Sorry Dad, capitalism's a bitch."

"What if we play Teg?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Funky Facts: Football.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Some card-game puns

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Hockey Season.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,