Strategy Game Strategist Pillows

"...When I was about to hit 'new order', an alert popped up telling me my city was being marched on by an enemy alliance."

"Sorry Dad, capitalism's a bitch."

"What if we play Teg?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

Funky Facts: Football.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."