Computer Game Strategist Pillows

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Putin and Zelensky

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Funky Facts: Football.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sweep the board.

Some card-game puns

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Hockey Season.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'