Competitive Game Strategist Pillows

'Twenty20 is going to destroy the game as we know it.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Rage.

Cat in a tank...

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Sweep the board.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Funky Facts: Football.

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Prawn Amend

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"