Competitive Game Strategist Gifts

'Twenty20 is going to destroy the game as we know it.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Rage.

Cat in a tank...

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Funky Facts: Football.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Hockey Season.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Tic-tac-toe

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Prawn Amend

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'