Game Strategy Pillows

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'Hold on, I'm looking up the rules of poker.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938."

"It's empty!!!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Hockey Season.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'