Game Strategy Pillows

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'Hold on, I'm looking up the rules of poker.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938."

"It's empty!!!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Some card-game puns

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

Trojan Hurdler.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Hockey Season.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."