Strategic Games Gifts

Coat of Arms

"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."

'We in the intelligence community have got to start ta.........I've already said too much.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Chess players covered in cobwebs

Playing tic-tac-toe on prisoner's outfit.

Trojan Horse.

'Face it, Larry. You're one of those people who are fated to being used and then tossed aside in an endless series of petty corporate boardroom games.'

Cat Trap,

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

Checkmate

Time running out for a soldier.

Catapult.

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."

'It's gonna be tough rounding these corners.'

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

The Chess Master's Brain

Cat in a tank...

D-Day plan

When retaliating it is best to do it before they attack.

'Beats me why we don't put 'em all in a big wooden horse!!'

Think Tank

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Ruse deGuerre. A German Officer disguised as a Policeman endeavouring to move on a British sniper.

"Of course, I'm merely thinking out loud, but why don't we just quit?"

"I'm beginning to suspect that he really doesn't care about us."

"I probably shouldn't admit this, but when it comes to war I'm just a big baby."

Napoleon marches off alone

"We shouldn't be fighting the last war, unless, of course, we won."

"Told you we shouldn't list each other as emergence contacts."

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