Strategic Game Players Gifts

'They're ten stories down - How can they look suspicious.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Little league world series of poker.

Putin and Zelensky

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."