Strategy Game Players Gifts

"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sweep the board.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Human Recources Management

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Board Game Hunter

Tic-tac-toe

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'