Game Strategy Enthusiasts Gifts

A runner slides into home base safely by tunneling under a baseman's legs; the umpire rules that the runner is safe

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Hockey Season.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

Bee Chess

Tetris Rejects

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'