Game Strategy Aficionados Gifts

"He has a hundred runs against his name. That's his bowling of course."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Target your customer.

Personal conker trainer.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Hockey Season.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

Business Target

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Target your message

'I think they're up to something.'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Game changing

Tic-tac-toe

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'