Strategy Game Lovers Gifts

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"It's back!"

Bee Chess

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Sweep the board.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Some card-game puns

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Target your customer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'