Strategy Games Lover Gifts

"Your highness should know that the Queen has taken a knight and bishop."

Kosovo.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Putin and Zelensky

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Some card-game puns

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Sweep the board.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Target your customer.

Trojan Hurdler.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'