Strategic Game Lover Gifts

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Fact Checkers.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"I love fast break business success."

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Existential Risk

Bee Chess

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Kosovo.

"Business has been steady."

Count Von Moltke.

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

"It's baaaack!"

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Next Direction

'This is us.'

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

Brexit Relocation Strategy

Goldie playing chess. Check.

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

'As you see, the firm will rely on an unorthodox marketing strategy.'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

"No. I can still see you."

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'