Military Strategy Game Lover Gifts

The RIRA, Britain and Ireland...

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Bee Chess

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Existential Risk

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Kosovo.

Count Von Moltke.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'This is us.'

'As you see, the firm will rely on an unorthodox marketing strategy.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Brexit Relocation Strategy

"Sire, the barbarian's are no longer at the gate...they're inside it!"

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"No. I can still see you."

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

Army Men: Home From Afghanistan Playset

Goldie playing chess. Check.

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'