Strategy Gamers Gifts

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS: 'They say I should conquer Switzerland.'

Mice building a huge trap.

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."

'Congratulations on a hard-fought campaign!'

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

"Folks, we're crisis managers! We don't want to kick ourselves out business, right?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Putin and Zelensky

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Sweep the board.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Target your customer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."