Strategy Gamers Mugs

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS: 'They say I should conquer Switzerland.'

Mice building a huge trap.

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."

'Congratulations on a hard-fought campaign!'

"Folks, we're crisis managers! We don't want to kick ourselves out business, right?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Putin and Zelensky

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'How about a game of cards?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Some card-game puns

Sweep the board.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Target your customer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'