Strategy Gamer Mugs

'We just have to hope and pray they don't go around the side!'

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'

Soldier surveys castle ruins, saying: 'With hindsight, it was ambitious calling it a 'keep'.'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A tactical commander is a tic tac toe champion.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Since when have mine-fields been part of chess??"

'Here's snakes and ladders please give the draughts. . .'

The Use of Cavalry

"I didn't want it to come to this. Launch the lawyers."

"Stay on the white!"

Rubik's ice cube.

DING DONG!

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'So you're taking this troubleshooting seriously.'

Tricking soldiers attacking with a battering ram.

'We should settle out of court more often.'

"Do we want to just flip a coin, or hire expensive consultants so they can flip a coin?"

'SURPRISE!' 'Shhh! Not yet.'

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

The best laid plans...

Kosovo

Playing Pyramids

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'It's an urban warfare camouflage uniform.'

'I know whose team I want to be on!'

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

'I think they're up to something.'

"I can't believe we fell for it again."