Strategic Player Gifts

"The longer we can keep them gambling, the more they lose."

Poker, Stocks, Kids = Gambling

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Princess.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."